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Santa Claus Sounds Like a Rapist…

Happy Holidays! Now that I got the happy part out of the way, time for the bleak stuff…I never thought about this until now, but the idea of Santa is peculiar. And, he kind of sounds like a rapist.   He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake! He knows when you've… Continue reading Santa Claus Sounds Like a Rapist…

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The “Gimme” Spirit Has Replaced the Christmas Spirit.

Christmas is no longer about blankets of snow draped over houses and lawns, or a pile of marshmallows plopped on steaming hot chocolate, or holiday cheer being belched through the radio, or a chubby bearded man in a warm red suit.   And it is definitely not about the day they say is Jesus’s birthday.… Continue reading The “Gimme” Spirit Has Replaced the Christmas Spirit.

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Thanksgiving is the Middle Child of Holidays

It's November 6th, and my heart feels the pain Thanksgiving endures. It is like Thanksgiving is Voldemort, a holiday that must not be named, or acknowledged. Like the slurred talker/rapper Birman said: "put some respeck" on Thanksgiving's name and holiday status. Haha. Seriously though. It should be valued just like Christmas or Halloween with a… Continue reading Thanksgiving is the Middle Child of Holidays

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Tis the Season to be folly!

Twas’ the morning after Thanksgiving, in stores all around the world, exists a vicious jungle where no one is safe. The animals battle for their prey. Try to take an animal’s prey, and prepare to suffer the brutal consequences. The ferocious animals spent 364 days preparing for this day. Now, it’s here and they will… Continue reading Tis the Season to be folly!