Isabella: So, guess what happened yesterday?
Jeniyah: Oh my god, you lost your virginity?
Isabella: What? No. I don’t even have a boyfriend–
Jeniyah: You got into Harvard?
Isabella: No. I–
Jeniyah: You got a car?
Isabella: No! Just let me tell the story.
Jeniyah: Okay, go.
Isabella: Okay. It was a dark and stormy–
Jeniyah: Okay, stop there. Boring.
Isabella: But you don’t know what I was going to say!
Jeniyah: Any story that begins like that is going to be cliche, cheesy, and a waste of my time.
Isabella: Well, how should I start the story, with bitch or girl?
Jeniyah: Yes! Call me out of my name! That’ll get my attention! Now, try again.
Isabella: Bitch! Girl! You are not going to believe what happened to me today?
Jeniyah: What, girl?
Isabella: I got an A on that AP Calculus test!