INT: Dimly lit rundown bar.
White guy: Nigger!
Black guy: Cracker.
White guy: Jungle bunny!
Black guy: Hillbilly.
White guy: Jigaboo!
Black guy: Juggalo.
White guy: Ape!
Black guy: Peckerwood.
White guy: Nig nog!
Black guy: What are we even doing?
White guy: You started it!
Black guy: No, YOU started it when you sailed to Africa and enslaved my ancestors.
White guy: Not this shit again! That’s the past! Move on for crying out loud!
Black guy: How about you move on from complaining about my crying, ‘cause I ain’t stopping!
White guy: Porch Monkey!
Black guy: Cousin lover.
White guy: You. You–
Black guy: Aha! I win!
White guy: This wasn’t even a damn competition!
Black guy: You made it into one, and I won.
White guy: No! It’s impossible to beat a white man. Especially a black!
Black guy: Well, I just did. And next, I’m going to beat your ass if you call me something ignorant again.
White guy: (whispers under his breath): nigga.
Black guy: I heard that you Trump supportin’, confederate flag wavin’, hick. Look three for one–I win again!
White guy: (stumbles out of the bar with an empty beer bottle).
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